3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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