P.S. I can't hear my feet
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize
