Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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