Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
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