plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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