Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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