when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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