New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm too high and old for this...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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