Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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