What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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