yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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