Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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