To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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