Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
