I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
