Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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