Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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