so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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