Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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