You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
