So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
her vagine was all disorganized.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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