quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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