Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Shame is for Republicans.
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