so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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