I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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