thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
BRING THE BAGELS
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Randomize
