glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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