So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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