awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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