Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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