just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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