"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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