try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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