cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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