You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Randomize
