is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
