isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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