Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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