How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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