Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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