remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
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