why didn't you poke me back
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
no, he came in my armpit
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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