Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
i need some magic done to my vagina
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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