Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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