How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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