But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
