"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
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