Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
