ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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