At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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