i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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