Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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