I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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